🎤 Girl you filed your motion, I filed mine too,
Now we’re arguing who’s guilty of loving who.
You had your Esquire, I had my proof,
But baby, in this courtroom, it’s just me and you.
(Hook)
Cease and desist, but don’t resist,
You know this verdict’s sealed with a kiss.
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Where love’s on trial and the drama’s strong.

I tried to plead the Fifth, but you subpoenaed my heart,
Now I’m testifying on how we fell apart.
Your lawyer took my number, your mama took the stand,
Guess I should’ve read the fine print on that OnlyFans.
Verse 2: You said “it’s over,” but the tape said “replay,”
Now TMZ and the jury got something to say.
But baby, don’t be bitter, let’s settle out of court,
‘Cause even in litigation, I need your support.
Bridge:
All rise, the Honorable Judge of Love presiding,
My emotions object, but your eyes ain’t lying.
We both did time in the tabloids,
Now I’m just tryna make you smile, not trending topics.
🪩 Fun Outro (talking voiceover, like old-school R&B)“KimKardashianEsquire.com —
Where you can’t plead innocence…
But you can plead fabulous.
Now baby, let’s adjourn this session… in private chambers.