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ASK YE
Oral Arguments
Pro Boner
I Hit It First
All’s Fair
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About
ASK YE
Oral Arguments
Pro Boner
I Hit It First
All’s Fair
ABOUT
Hung jury? We’ll stroke out a verdict.
No gag order can stop us.
We settle out of court… and on the desk.
Hard evidence always comes first.
Our chambers are always open.
We plead the fifth… position.
Where every motion is a motion to thrust.
Your honor, may I approach… slowly?
Exhibit A: These curves. Exhibit B: Your fantasy.